Selfie (n.) 1 – A picture of one’s self. 2 – The end result of attention seeking teenagers with cameras. 3 – The downfall of humanity.
Taking pictures of your self isn’t inherently bad. It’s all about the intention behind the photos. These people are obviously still trying to figure it out.
2-In front of a burning house.
3-Anywhere near a camel.
4-The stands of a baseball stadium.
5-The field isn’t ideal either.
6-The bathroom of a funeral home.
7-In the surgery room.
8-Really anywhere in a hospital.
9-On a stretcher.
10-And of course, your car when you get pulled over.
11-This is a thing now.
If we’ve said it once, we’ve said it a million times – selfies are surely a sign of the impending ruin of society as we know it. Selfies are getting more extreme, more strange, and, somehow, even more tasteless. You’ll just have to see for yourself.
12-In the middle of a funeral.
13-Or in a morgue for that matter.
14-In front of a broken elevator.
15-While your plane is potentially crashing.
16-In front of your already crashed plane isn’t a great idea either.
17-The bathroom of the restaurant that you’re about to rob.
18-And finally, once again, in your car when you’re being pulled over!
19-How is this STILL a thing?
20-Oh Katie. You’re not the first. And unfortunately, you won’t be the last.